Have You Let Lou Blank You Yet?

Poor Justin and Lance! Lou Pearlman, the man responsible for launching boy bands like *N Sync and the Backstreet Boys (and who was known as "Big Poppa"), was "a sexual predator" Steve Mooney - Lou's assistant - tells Vanity Fair. Mooney also says that he once asked Pearlman what it would take for him to get into a band, and Lou "leaned back in his chair, in his white terry cloth robe and white underwear, and spread his legs. And then he said, and these were his exact words, 'You're a smart boy. Figure it out.'"

Ew. Just EW. The 53-year-old is currently in jail on bank fraud charges. Please don't let this "pervy pedophile" near any other boys! I can't even imagine what Timberlake and Bass had to deal with...