David Beckham: Spice Boy

It's hard being Victoria Beckham, and no one knows that more than her husband, David. So what does he do? Buy her - and each of her Spice Girl pals - diamond-encrusted bracelets worth $100,000 a piece, reports The Mirror. "He knows I'm really nervous," says Posh, "so he bought us all these bracelets for good luck... he's the original Spice Boy." How sweet! Over-the-top, but sweet.

And what does David think of the tour? "The outfits are amazing," he exclaims. "I hope she [Victoria] brings some home!"

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