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I dunno if these two are gonna end up married, or what but it looks like Britney's practicing for it! What's with the her donning her that vintage Kevin, post-wedding party dress for an everyday outing???!!!

A few more questions ... what's with Adnan's sweaty armpits -- that's HOT!

Why is Britney seemingly buying a car for this guy at Keyes Mercedes in Van Nuys?

Why is Adnan wearing a rosary (from his and Brit's jaunt down to Rosarito)?

Why the landing strip on his chin?

So many questions, so much time to ponder the answers ... I'm off to bed. And I'm gonna sleep on the REALLY BIG NEWS I'll have for you tomorrow!!!