Pap Fiction!
Posted on Wed Apr 2nd, 2008 9:28am PDT By X17 Staff
Damn, y'all - we didn't mean to punk so many of our readers with our obvious joke post earlier. Just to clear things up, that's not Ashton Kutcher kissing Lisa Rinna - no, really!
Of course, Ashton may not have been present at the scene, but that doesn't mean his fingerprints aren't everywhere! Just look at how contrived all this is - I mean, the rose? The robe? The glass of wine? Seriously, this whole scene just reeks of Pop Fiction - it's gotta be their most obvious setup yet!
At least they sold it well!
Of course, Ashton may not have been present at the scene, but that doesn't mean his fingerprints aren't everywhere! Just look at how contrived all this is - I mean, the rose? The robe? The glass of wine? Seriously, this whole scene just reeks of Pop Fiction - it's gotta be their most obvious setup yet!