The Parent Lohans Keep Opening Their Traps!

Poor Lindsay - to think that she has to deal with these two as parents!

New York Post reports that Michael Lohan is fuming over ex-wife Dina's "Top Mom" honor, calling the award "a joke."

He also says this about Dina: "She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, [bleep],' when she saw the paparazzi."

Burn! How does Dina respond?

"Infantile," is what she calls her ex. "He's a loose cannon... He's using the media to talk to me. I'm getting nervous... he's on a mission to destroy me."

These two need to calm down! Think about what's best for your daughter, guys - is your public family feud really helping her?