Madonna Seeks Solace In Kabbalah

Is it an impending divorce driving Madonna to Kabbalah on the Sabbath? We caught Miss M leaving a Kabbalah center in NYC just a few hours ago.

Kabbalah says, as do most religions, that divorce is the last resort and that marital problems should be an opportunity for husband and wife to reflect on what they have done to the other, to cause the break down. Duh. And if divorce ensues, consider the couple's time together to have been for the purpose of bringing children into the world, if they have done so. So enlightened!

My religion and the teachings of my deity, Gossip, say, if you give birth to a child out of wedlock and then marry a man a decade your junior, and then steal a little baby away from his family in Africa to bring him to live your rich US home, then all will be forgiven, divorce or not!