Watch the BETTER, REAL EXCLUSIVE footage of paps in Malibu getting beaten up by local surfers who thought they were "protecting" Matthew McConaughey.

WE ARE YOU, IDIOTS! Half our Malibu paps are local surfers -- you're beating up on your own people!

And guess what! - No beer allowed on the beaches, dorks, and your beer guts should be illegal too! How are you "getting laid" with those huge ass, flabby bellies??? Instead of beating up on some poor guys doing their jobs legally, maybe you should try some sit-ups, jerks!