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Jessica Simpson's Checklist Before Going Out In NYC Last Night:

1. Forget to comb hair? Check.
2. Make odd facial expressions? Check.
3. Oh, and carry around hideously multi-colored purse all night? Check!

J. Simp is a beautiful girl, but there's no excuse for this!