At first when I saw these pics of Shauna Sand frolicking on the beach in Miami, I thought she looked alright - for a 36-year-old plastic surgery addict who's had three kids.

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But after seeing the next few pictures, I got a little bit queasy. Shauna's face looks like the Joker, the entire front half of her body looks like a Shar Pei that's been in a tanning bed for 6 hours, and she has weird bumps on her stomach. In her defense, the bumps could be heat rash or an allergic reaction, but either way, I'm sure she scared off everyone at the beach.

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CLICK HERE to see the gallery: Shauna In The Sand!