Jen And John Split?

The UK Mirror is reporting that our favorite couple, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston, have split. I won't use an exclamation point here because it just doesn't seem that surprising now, does it? I guess the only surprising thing is that it lasted as long as it did ...

So was the breakup precipitated by John's philandering down south of the border or just his general ennui with the Friend?

The report says it was John who did the dumping - no surprise, again.

We hope it's true because as dorky as Johnny boy is, he's still too cool for Aniston and we can't wait to see who John convinces to jump in bed with him next!