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So we all know Da Brat was sentenced to three years in prison for assaulting a woman with a rum bottle last Halloween, but this is what she really should have gone to jail for! Kissing David Gest (Liza Minnelli's ex) should carry a penalty of life behind bars!

Ok, so that liplock might have happened a while ago, but still! The rum bottle wielding rapper was also sentenced to seven years' probation and 200 hours of community service.