Whatever Happened To Ryan Cabrera?

Ryan Cabrera was at Mood on Sunday night, which brings up a few questions. Who even goes to Mood anymore? What happened to Ryan Cabrera's hair? Why is Ryan dressing like Samantha Ronson?

Back in the day, Ryan used to be cute reasonably attractive. Though I'm not a huge fan of hair that resembles a pineapple, the spiky highlights looked better than the curly dark mop he's currently rocking.