Will Aniston Ever Catch A Break??!!!

Girl has got a semi-cute boyfriend and a string of failed relationships, no kids, and she's pushing 40 ... will she ever get lucky?

As for her marrying John Mayer, I just don't see the boy settling down any time soon. I would imagine the strongest bond they have is their mutual dislike of the paparazzi which is probably not enough to keep them together ... although it's a possibility!

I thought John was the smarter apple of the pair, but when the "rock star" got out of bed at 8:30 in the morning to speak out against the paps, saying we should be taxed and blah, blah, blah (how much did YOU pay in taxes last year, Johnny boy! We paid a TON!), I realized he wasn't the cerebral singer-songwriter I thought he was. And Jen, well ...

Anyway, good luck to you, Jen. If nothing else, you've got loads of $$$, I guess, 'cause your lawyers' fees must be amazing with all the legal notices you have them sending out!