Divorce? What Divorce?

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie put up a united front on the red carpet of his new film, Rock n Rolla, in London yesterday.

And from the looks of this photo, all the rumors of any rift between the two should be put to rest. After all, Madonna looks so incredibly and naturally joyful to be around her husband!

Yeah, right!

Madonna's had so much plastic surgery that now she can apparently unhinge her jaw at will. She looks like she's about to swallow her poor husband's head! (Or at least his soul!)

How much longer do you give these two?