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1. Cruise around in your beat-up Land Rover and chat up a construction worker along the way...

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2. Go to the gym, of course! The bod is lookin' buff, right?

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And 3., hug a hottie!

I don't care who the girl is, you know Jen Aniston isn't liking this one bit!