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Hollywood divorces are the nastiest! Where do we begin?

The Daily Mail reports that the real father of Madonna's adopted son David, Yohane Banda, wonders if now - with the pop star and her hubby divorcing - that three-year-old David "would be better off back with us."

He poses the question: "If there is no love in the family, is there any love for him?"

Hmm, but why let David go in the first place - does Yohane really think uprooting the little boy again is the best idea? Also, why would Madonna adopt a kid whose biological father was alive and able to take care of him in the first place?

In other Madonna news, Guy Ritchie will reportedly get paid 10 million pounds in his divorce settlement from the Material Girl. He'll additionally have "full access" to their sons Rocco and David.

But that means Guy ALSO has to sign a gag order. Hmm, wonder what Madonna wants to keep quiet...

Maybe the fact that she and her hubby went a year and a half without sex? Ouch! News of the World alleges that the gym bunny works out four hours daily and, after returning home, "she'd be too tired to make love."

Damn, and this from a woman who has a Sex book out!