Jessica Simpson MajorMovieStarOneSheet.jpg Is when your flick is called Major Movie Star, and it's going straight to DVD!

That's just what's happened to Jessica Simpson's latest attempt at a movie career.

Now, to save what's left of her dignity, they're changing the title of the film to Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous before dumping it in the bargain bins at Wal-Mart.

Jess can console herself with the fact her film did at least open at number one in Russia.

Maybe it's something in the translation?