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Now, a lot of people like to call Renee out for having squinty eyes and a pout that looks like she's just sucked on a lemon, but I happen to like her.

HOWEVER

What the heck is she doing here, at the International Women's Media Foundation's Courage in Journalism Awards? Has she learned nothing from 11 cycles of America's Next Top Model? My 8 year-old niece could work it better than Renee, who's accentuating her manly figure but jutting her shoulders out and taking a wide stance!

Although with her natural squint, she may qualify for "smiling with her eyes..."