Tom Cruise to Matt Lauer: You're a "Glib Putz"

During the Friar's Roast of Today Show host Matt Lauer in New York last night, Tom Cruise showed he had a sense of humor about himself (and his infamous "glib" appearance on Matt's show) by showing up and roasting Lauer, calling him a "glib putz."

Tom joked that the pair were pals, even showing pix of the duo barbecueing and jet-skiing together, before blaming Matt for advising him to jump on Oprah's couch!

But Tom did get in a few zingers, telling Lauer, "I get to go from international locations to movie sets to more international locations to movie sets. You have found happiness doing the same thing every day. You sit on a couch all day and interview the car from Knight Rider and cook radishes with Rachael Ray!"

BURN!

After blaming Lauer for being the reason Katie Couric went to CBS, Tom uttered, "I can't believe I flew all the way out here...lose my number, you glib putz."

But Matt had a retort: "Why don't you sit down? We'll get you a booster seat!"

Awww, snap!