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Brit is EVERYWHERE!!!! We've practically seen every piece of her MTV doc at this point, with all the clips that have been released ... Larry Rudolph's talking about Brit ... she got those VMA Awards a while back ... she's in Europe now for the Bambi Awards in Germany, a performance on Star Academy in France and to take part in X Factor in the UK ... her big Good Morning America performance is coming up on Dec. 2 when Circus drops ... and now she's on the cover of Rolling Stone!!!

Here are some deets from the cover story:

  • She says she feels "mature" after her breakdown earlier this year: "‘I feel like an old person now,’she says in Rolling Stone’s next issue, out Friday. ‘I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don’t go out or anything."


  • What Brit says about the two dates she's had (and why is she saying "WE" were "asking him questions?" - how many people did she bring with her on the date???): "Right when we got there, we just knew it was just bad. He looked like an older version of Harry Potter, but skinnier. ... So I had to get dessert first. And the other date I had, the guy was really, really tall and a lot older. ... We're trying to ask him questions, like, 'OK, you're into martial arts, so what kind of martial arts are you into?' And he was like, 'Oh, all kinds.' ... But you know how silly we are, so we were just cracking up."

  • The RS reporter, Jenny Eliscu, who was lucky enough to get this heavily censored sit-down with Brit said of the interview: "We were never left alone together, and my questions had to be submitted ahead of time for approval."


  • Brit credits her father's conservatorship with her getting to see more of her boys and says of her visits with her sons: "Every time they come to visit me, I think about how they’re such special people."


  • And about her two boo-boos starting to cuss???!!! She says the kids are starting to say words like "stupid" and Sean Preston already uses the F-word!!!: "He doesn’t get it from us.He must get it from his dad.I say it, but not around my kids."


Whoa!