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Arrrgghhh! Shiver me timbers, matey!

As Captain P prepared to set sail on a 747 yesterday, her former lover, Surly Stavros stayed on land in LA, drinking plenty of grog and getting cozy with some harlots at a local watering hole.

Stay tuned to see exactly how Surly Stavros spent last night ...