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"Beverly Hills Chihuahua" star (sigh) Piper Perabo went to the party celebrating the 5th Anniversary of the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund in NYC last night, and the actress wore this. And by this, I mean a pool coverup that even Jessica Simpson would avoid, topped off with a fuzzy coat that looks like the result of a hyena and a zebra mating. Who wears something like this to an event celebrating fashion? I mean, I'm all for taking risks, but when you look like a cavewoman prom queen, and you make faces like this, you can't possibly expect me to say something nice, can you?