Time For A Makeover!

Where is Carson Kressley when you need him?! John Mayer hit up Katsuya and Villa last night, and since he's back in the limelight, shouldn't he be spending more time and effort on his appearance? The singer used to be pretty hot, but now he reminds me of that weird kid in middle school who smelled like Cheese Wiz and always wore the same red polarfleece jacket, no matter what the temperature was. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.

Until the hideous buzz cut grows out, perhaps John should invest in a hat, or maybe even a wig? Oh, and one other style tip for John: SHAVE!