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Kudos to Paris Hilton for being so thin and rich, but this dress is far too much for my eyes, especially this early in the morning. It's like the Lucky Charms rainbow mated with the Fruit of the Loom guys, and took over an otherwise well fitting wrap dress. And is that a smudge of eye makeup I spy on the bridge of her nose?