Ashton Kutcher Despite his "pledge" to support the Obama presidency, Ashton decided not to go to DC for the inauguration, instead heading to Sundance to promote his new movie Spread!

Yes, I think the title means what you think it means. Wait, what do you think it means?

In the movie, which hasn't gotten great reviews so far, Kutcher plays a gigolo who preys on older women (Anne Heche) but meets his match in a Los Feliz waitress.

Apparently there's lots of great sex scenes between him and Anne, which is like totally worth the money because when else would you ever see Ashton with a woman 10 years his...oh, wait, nevermind!