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No, this isn't a joke, so don't roll your eyes at me!

In her latest GOOP newsletter, Gwyneth Paltrow claims the following: "I need to lose a few pounds of holiday excess." Cut your hair, then!

She gives recipes for various salads, soups, smoothies, juices, chicken and, of course, reminds everyone to drink lots of water.

What are you not allowed to have? "No dairy, grains with gluten, meat, shellfish, anything processed (including all soy products), fatty nuts, nightshades (potatoes, tomatoes, peppers and eggplant), condiments, sugar and obviously no alcohol, caffeine or soda." UGH.

Gwyn is kinda like Regina George in Mean Girls - she always wants to "lose three pounds!"

We appreciate the food advice from the slender, diet-conscious actress, but this is a little ridic... especially coming from her.

Just sayin'!