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I love Kim Kardashian - she's not a prissy diva, she's gorgeous and I'd love to raid her closet. Aside from that whole sex tape thing, she's a good role model for young women, and I have no shortage of nice things to say about her.

Kim hit the dance studio yesterday to burn some calories, and while I could discuss her lovely smile and toned physique, I'm way too distracted by her inhuman derriere. Since I'm at a loss for words, I'll let my favorite Sir Mix-A-Lot song do the talking:

"I mean, her butt, is just so big, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there..."