Heidi Montag

And as far as we know, Heidi is not pinching Spencer's booty in the second picture. Everyone's fav reality television couple attended the Affliction event in Hollywood the other night, and the happy, shiny duo posed for dozens (and dozens...and dozens) of pictures on the red carpet.

Hey, if I had as much money as these two (and for basically doing NOTHING!) I'd be grinning all the way to the bank too!