Beyonce Knowles

I like Beyonce's gold platforms and her makeup looks lovely, but that's pretty much where I'm going to stop being polite. The Grammy winning singer posed for pictures at the "Notorious" premiere in NYC last night, and there are several things that need to be addressed.

The color of her dress is bleh, but the fit is what truly makes it an eyesore. It looks like homegirl went shopping at Lane Bryant and picked out an off the shoulder sweater from the sale rack, had it taken in 15 inches, and decided to call it a dress. It doesn't work that way! It's so wrinkly and gross and ugh! Adding on the sparkly wrap was actually a good idea, because the sequins add a little twinkle to her otherwise phlegm hued getup.

Oh, I'm not done - just look at her hair! Did she put an elastic headband on her head, run 2 miles at the gym, shake it all out and then zip on over to the red carpet? I mean, thats what my hair looks like after 30 minutes on the treadmill, and it's definitely not my best look!