Jeremy Piven

First he went for a dip in the ocean (where he showed off his moobs sexy pecs), then he put on a shirt and attempted to woo a babe in a bikini, and finally he came over to X17 photogs and (nicely, but firmly) told us that taking pictures of celebrities is "a terrible way to live," among other things.

Is someone a little insecure about their beach bod? I mean, the beach is a public place, so we weren't really intruding on his privacy.