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Poor, poor girls ...

Drew looks like a wasted housewife dressed as a man in drag dressed as Marilyn Monroe ...

J Lo, PLEASE! Do NOT dress like that after having twins. I mean, you worked off lots of baby fat but it's not the 2000 Grammys ... keep it covered!

And Blake is hunched over more than her co-star Taylor Momsen (horribly posture, that girl!), creating a belly roll painfully visible in her ugly-ass dress ...

Take notes and learn some lessons, ladies -- we expect improvement next year!