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There's sooo many things to cover in The Sun's story about Paris' crush on Kylie Minogue:

1) Paris apparently has a girl crush on the Can't Get You Out Of My Head singer, saying "I haven't met her but I love her. She's so hot.”

2) Paris is supposedly working on a new album, for which she says she wrote all the songs!!!! Is the world ready for more of Paris' singing? Well, she's not really singing, but you know what I mean.

AND

3) Said new album is apparently inspired by Kylie. Think Ms. Minogue will be flattered or horrified?