Jordan

My goodness, that's a lot of face paint! I really think Shauna Sand and Katie Price should attend a seminar on how less is more when it comes to makeup. Or a CA meeting! What's that you ask? Cosmetics Anonymous!

That having been said, Katie (aka Jordan) does have a pretty nice figure, and even though she's not likely to appear in the pages of Vogue any time soon, she keeps us entertained with her out-there outfits and sparkly accessories.