Eva Longoria

Hmmm, so what can I say about Eva Longoria's Matthew Williamson coat? That Ikea makes woven rugs more aesthetically pleasing than this multicolored monstrosity? That it looks like someone tasted the Skittles rainbow, downed a bottle of vodka, jumped on a trampoline and then tossed their cookies on it? Okay, I'm out of snarky descriptions.

Anyway, the rest of the outfit is fine, and even though the fit of the coat bothers me, it might have been acceptable in gold or a shimmery solid color. But why oh why would she choose this?! UGH!