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Ewwww! Thank goodness it wasn't my ACTUAL house, because I probably would have called in a hazmat team to clean it up this morning.

Anyway, Paris Hilton and her latest victim lover stopped by Hollywood hotspot My House last night, and Paris looked oh so virginal and sweet in this off white outfit. Oh, who am I kidding?

The dynamic duo kept their PDA to a minimum on the way out of the club, but once they got inside the chauffeured SUV, they couldn't keep their hands tongues off of each another. Seriously guys, get a room...we don't want to watch you swapping saliva...