Audrina Denies Sleeping With Brody, Saying "I Don't Do Sloppy Seconds!"

Audrina has hit out at all the "haters" who are calling her a "whore" for bedding Brody Jenner in the next episode of The Hills.

On her MySpace Celebrity Blog she writes:

I never slept with Brody, even with the green light from Lauren.. I don't do sloppy seconds! =) Come on people keep in mind, it's a television show.. meant for entertainment!

WHAT?!?! The Hills isn't real? Isn't she under contractual obligation from MTV to pretend that it is?

She goes on to say:

Come on Ladies, you should all know this is a chick rule! you DO NOT TOUCH your friends exes no matter how much they convince you it's okay. It goes without saying. k that's all i have to say to all the rude comments you ladies have been leaving calling me a whore etc. I learned my lesson with Justin, No offense to Brody but I believe in Adopting animals, not sleeping with them!

Does that mean Jayde Nicole's got fleas?