angiebodyguard.jpgBodyguard Mickey Brett with Angie back in March 2006

It's so hard to find good help these days!

According to Rush & Molloy, a former bodyguard (Mickey Brett) to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - not to mention Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock and Richard Gere! - planned to pen a memoir about his days guarding the high-profile celebs... but it doesn't look like it'll happen now!

Brangelina's American attorney Marty Singer claims Brett is a "pathological liar" and has been involved in various scuffles with the law the past couple years, including allegedly choking a photographer and hassling the paps multiple times.

And because Brett is bound by confidentiality agreements, the book will likely never be released. Hmm, might've been an interesting read! Apparently, Brett has "fond memories" of Angie, but not so much with Pitt.

Still, this guy seems like a loose cannon - well done, Brangelina!