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While the rest of America is freaking out about the swine flu outbreak, Paris Hilton has been happily living her life without any concern about the illness.

When paps asked Miss P if she had heard about the swine flu, she shook her head and informed us that she doesn't eat pork. Maybe this is like the time on The Simple Life where she said she didn't know what Wal-Mart was? I mean, she was totes kidding!