Suri To Start Scientology Training!

This sounds like a nightmare come true.

The Daily Mail reports that Suri Cruise, who turns three this week, is scheduled to attend the Church of Scientology's New Village Academy in La La Land... you know, where "study technology" is part of the curriculum.

A source says children "have a lot of responsibilities" at the school, and they are "particularly strict about nutrition, demanding a low-carb, low-sodium and low-sugar organic diet."

Mom Katie is also in the middle of her own Scientology drama, finishing her "punishing Purification Rundown diet" (supposedly a preparation step in having a child - does that mean Katie will be preggers again soon???) and is "understandably anxious" about being separated from her daughter while she goes to this school.

I say thanks but no thanks to Scientology!