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Madonna and Jesus are getting out of town for a romantic weekend in upstate NY!

The Material Girl and her boy-toy left Manhattan with another couple (didn't really see them as the "double-date" type!) as well as Madge's ever-present bodyguards in big SUVs yesterday afternoon.

Photogs tried to crash the love-in, but their attempts were thwarted when Madonna called the cops!

Any guesses on what the ultimate cougar and her prey are up to now?