Madonna And Jesus To Wed!?

Well that's what Jesus' dad is hinting to the media!

Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz recently spoke with Brasil's Quem Magazine, and he told the publication, "The kabbalah ceremony [that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy...I don't know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know [f it] will have legal validity." Sure, it may not be a "real marriage," but if these two go through with this, we're guessing an official wedding can't be too far away!

So what does Madonna's future father-in-law think about her? "I've spoken by phone with Madonna - in French, because my English is not fluent - and she appears to me to be a normal and polite person. She is feminine. I don't feel she is a harsh person."

Daddy Luz also confirmed to the mag that Madonna and Jesus live together in her Central Park West apartment, and that Jesus has been put on manny duty! "[Madonna] has small children, and Jesus helps her out with various tasks involving all of them. He plays ball with the kids. Jesus has charisma and loves children," Luz revealed.

Hmmm, so what's this ceremony all about? Is Jesus going to be the next Ashton Kutcher?