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...I never stray too far from the refrigerator...oh wait...those aren't the lyrics! Though at this point, they might as well be. And no, this picture was NOT stretched in Photoshop.

Holy guacamole! Kelly, where do we even begin. You are a phenomenal singer, you won the first season of American Idol and now you look like you could be Kirstie Alley's sidekick in that new weight loss show she's supposedly pitching to the networks. What happened?! I mean, you were never a stick, but geez!