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Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,

Thank you for picking such a wonderfully absurd name for your website and weekly newsletters. Not only do you write about the most trivial subject matter, but a name like GOOP has made headline writing (and daily life) all the more fun for us. What would we do without you!?