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Despite looking reasonably attractive last night, Jessica Simpson waddled out of her car yesterday morning in NYC wearing THIS unfortunate ensemble.

Remember on Newlyweds when she'd traipse around the house in a white undershirt with no makeup on, looking totally gorgeous? We KNOW Jessica is a (naturally) pretty girl, so we're totally baffled as to why she insists on wearing tacky outfits that show off all the wrong body parts.

Look, even though she's gained some weight, we're NOT calling Jessica a fat cow...we're merely criticizing her inability to dress for her body type. Jessica shouldn't be wearing skorts this short, she's totally busting out of her blouse, and topping off the outfit with a gold jacket? Fashion fail!