Typical
Posted on Thu Jun 4th, 2009 3:27pm PDT By X17 Staff

LUKAS HAAS: I had a great time tonight...what about you boys?
KEVIN CONNOLLY: Yeah, definitely. What's that smell?
LEONARDO DICAPRIO: Hehe.
LUKAS: Ewww, Leo, that's messed up man. You can't pull the same stuff with us that you do with your driver.
KEVIN: Yeah, seriously. If you're going to stink up the car, you should at least be man enough to show your face.
LEO: Whatevs yo, I get to go home and get it on with a bikini model, and I still make more money than both of you combined.
LUKAS: Point taken, but you're the one hiding in the backseat while releasing methane into the atmosphere. Not so eco-friendly now, are we?
Oh Leo, when will you ever show your face? We know you like to maintain that element of mystery, but we want to see more of you!
LUKAS HAAS: I had a great time tonight...what about you boys?
KEVIN CONNOLLY: Yeah, definitely. What's that smell?
LEONARDO DICAPRIO: Hehe.
LUKAS: Ewww, Leo, that's messed up man. You can't pull the same stuff with us that you do with your driver.
KEVIN: Yeah, seriously. If you're going to stink up the car, you should at least be man enough to show your face.
LEO: Whatevs yo, I get to go home and get it on with a bikini model, and I still make more money than both of you combined.
LUKAS: Point taken, but you're the one hiding in the backseat while releasing methane into the atmosphere. Not so eco-friendly now, are we?
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