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She's so full of GOOP!

I know, when you think of actress Gwyneth Paltrow, the first word that comes to your mind is "heffer." Except not so much at all.

In this week's GOOP newsletter, Gwyn talks about going on an "amazing" three week Clean detox program - no, she didn't design it, some detox specialist did.

And you know what, I appreciate her advice sometimes. Plus it seems like the program isn't liquid-only. But then she goes on to say that she is so happy she "dropped the extra pounds" she gained during a "majorly fun and delicious 'relax and enjoy life phase.'"

I ask you, have you EVER seen any extra pounds on Gwyneth Paltrow?

Lies!