Lauren Conrad Is A "Fire Hazard," Among Other Things

Oh LC, you make this is too easy.

Lauren Conrad is profiled in the August issue of Harper's Bazaar, and she whines to the magazine about fame, The Hills and how complicated her life is.

Of course, Lauren wouldn't even be a "star" if it wasn't for MTV's hit reality series, which Lauren happily agreed to do way back when!

We feel SOOOO bad for her!

On the pitfalls of being a celebrity:

"The last three concerts I went to, I was removed by security because I was a fire hazard. People crowd around you and you lose that whole personal-space concept."

On how The Hills made her life miserable:

"[Filming the show] affected the underwear I had to buy because I needed thicker underwear with a more sturdy band so it could hold up a microphone. I couldn't wear whites or prints because they don't look good on film. I had to consult a director of photography when I picked the paint for my walls because I had to have set lighting in my living room and kitchen. I had to have separate birthday parties for my filming and non-filming friends."

Lauren even took a swipe at Heidi and Spencer:

"I don't call magazines and let them know about things so they can write stories. There was never an incentive to keep doing The Hills so I could get into Les Deux. That was never the point. It was more to create a fan base so I can go create a business and do something I really love doing."