jongosselinkate2.jpg Hmm, this isn't really news though, is it?

Kate Major (aka Kate 2.0) doesn't want to be one upped by Jon Gosselin's girlfriend Hailey Glassman, so naturally, she's dishing the dirt to Life & Style about Jon, his parenting skills and his 22-year-old party princess girlfriend!

Hailey gave an interview to E! last week in which she denied being a fame whore and called Kate 2.0 "cuckoo," so we knew it would only be a matter of time before Kate responded. Surprisingly, the former tabloid reporter doesn't take any stabs at Hailey; in fact, she totally plays the broken-hearted victim here, and she's pretty convincing! It almost makes us feel bad for her, and it certainly looks like she'd be better off without Jon.

On the first time Kate had sex with Jon (eww):
    "Jon never wanted to use his credit card - he was worried that he'd get caught or spotted. On July 20, we went to a hotel in New Jersey. I paid for the room, and he snuck up a back way. That was the first time we slept together. He said he was falling in love with me. He said, 'I thought Hailey was perfect until I met you.'"


On her late night booty calls:
    "Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep. He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m. I was shocked and said, 'No, I don’t feel right doing that. What if the kids wake up?' He was like, 'They’re not going to notice, they’re not going to see anything.' He wasn’t nervous about it - I was. Looking back, it was all pretty much sexual. That's what he had in mind."


On being dumped via text message:
    "Jon told me he needed to go to Massachusetts to meet Hailey and break up with her. Right when he left on July 23, he shut his phone off - and also shut himself off. Once he finally called me, I didn’t know the new person. He sounded upset and said he needed to be single right now. Then he sent me a message saying, 'Do not contact me again.'"


In hindsight...
    "Looking back on it now, he was stringing me along. Even when we were in the Hamptons, we were planning to go to LA together to meet with Christian Audigier about Ed Hardy stuff. We also talked about going to Las Vegas. Now he’s taking Hailey - and that was a trip we had planned together."


Note: If you're sleeping with a guy in a hotel and he makes you pay, he's just not that into you! Hopefully she learned her lesson!