Jon Will Never Be A Plus 9

Jon Gosselin won't ever have a Brangelina-style soccer team of his own, because according to the nanny he allegedly had an affair with, after the sextuplets Jon had a vasectomy.

I know, just what you want to read with your morning coffee!

The nanny's mom, Marci Santoro, blabbed to Star magazine about the intimate details of her daughter's affair. And no, I don't know what's more disturbing, that Stephanie Santoro told her mom these intimate details or that her mom's blabbing to Star about it!

Anyhoo, mom says that after Stephanie told her about the affair, "my first question was are you sleeping with him? She said 'Yeah.' I said, 'Stephanie you don't need to get pregnant.' She told me, 'Mom you don't need to worry about that, he can't have anymore kids.'"

Marci went on to say, "I asked her how do you know and she told me that after the sextuplets were born he had a vasectomy so I didn't have to worry about that."

She may have had to worry about losing her job, betraying the woman who hired her and potentially neglecting the kids she was supposed to be watching, but hey, at least she didn't have to worry about getting knocked up!