If you were one of the two people who watches Jimmy Fallon, you heard more pearls of wisdom from Megan Fox last night, who apparently is afraid of not only the dark, but paper, which makes it hard to read.

"Some people don't like nails across a chalkboard," she told Jimmy. "I can't stand to touch dry paper. Scripts, newspapers or anything that's not laminated, I have to keep licking my fingers. If I'm reading I have a cup of water to dip my fingers in," she said. "I'm really neurotic." State the obvious much?

Talking about a less bizarre phobia, Megan revealed she's also afraid of the dark. "I've been afraid of the dark all my life," Megan said. "I leave the lights on all the time and if the light is off, I have to run across the room to get to the switch. I can't walk through a dark room. I'm afraid of what I can't see."

Considering that Brian Austin Green is sleeping with Megan Fox, I bet he doesn't mind it too much when she forces him to leave the lights on!